You know you wish you had a lumberjack beard

You no longer need to be jealous of those thick lumberjack beards you might never be able to grow on your own. Now you can have it whenever you please with no awkward growing out period. I'm working on this new pattern for a beard. I'm still working out the kinks and trying to determine the best way to secure it to your face. I'm thinking elastic that will hook behind your ears so the beard could be worn with any hat or even alone. Hopefully I'll have all the details worked out soon. Let me know what you think.